NCIS
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Gibbs [translating]: She wants to know why his [Torres] shirt’s so tight.
Bishop: Don’t we all!
Burger coma.
Gibbs [describing the sleeping Elena]
Bishop: You know The Rules?!
Torres: I thought it was mandatory.
Ducky: He’s *dead*, Doctor Palmer.
Jimmy: Yeah, I noticed that when I removed his spleen and he didn’t complain!
Jimmy: What’d I miss?
Torres: Just McGee’s sad childhood.
Bishop: I thought you said you were gonna--
Gibbs: Lie to Abby? [chuckles]
Bishop: Ha, no! But by ‘no’ I mean ‘yeah.’
I’ve held lots of arms. Yours are more than decent.
Annie [to Torres]
Oh, you have a *plan*, Gibbs, don’t you? I see it all over you!
Sloane
Wait, you’re friends with your arch-enemy from high school?
McGee [to Bishop]
Hey, Torres, look! I finally found a T-shirt small enough for you!
McGee [holding up a baby shirt]
Vance: Well, what is your professional opinion, Jack?
Sloane: Honestly, I’m stumped. Gibbs has the best poker face I’ve ever seen. It’s like trying to read a statue.
You may not deserve to live. But I will *never* stoop to your level!
Abby
