New Girl
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It really bums me out that I will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me.
Coach
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.
Schmidt
Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.
We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!
Schmidt
I'm gonna Biden his ass!
Jess
When did one on one sex become old fashioned?
Nick
The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.
Winston
Kat: Here are the facts: I’m technically a genius, I have a photographic memory, and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell.
Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.
Nick
I am rugged, semtic prince!
Schmidt
First order of business, we eat their food.
Nick
Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness!
Schmidt
