New Girl
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If you feel things getting sexual say, "shut it down!"
Jess
Oh my god! Will you not stop till the whole world is arosed?
Schmidt
Winston, you go to the driving range just to watch?
Schmidt
Hey! If I cooked up a whole chicken, would you guys have some?
Nick
It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.
Coach
I'm a very good secretary
Nick
We're just covering our asses, while you're uncovering yours.
Jess
I have no idea why you live with these people. What kind of person would urinate on an electrical socket?
The Fish
I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.
Nick
I’m not putting on the kimono. It legitimizes you owning it.
Nick
I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough, but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met.
Winston
We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving!
Schmidt