New Girl Quotes
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
You got hurt on a hog man!Nick
Just because a scary man yelled his name in your face doesn't mean you can't like sake baths.Cece
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?Jess
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?Schmidt
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.Schmidt
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.Nick
I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.Nick
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.Schmidt
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.Schmidt