My mom? You're going to tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures!

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And it was you, not Keaton, who told me that women aren't attracted to men who wear maternity pants?

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Where have you been? I am having a major life crisis, and you guys are, what, just driving around, French kissing each other like a couple of Dutch hookers?

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Look at this puzzle. It's "ages 6 and up." You are "up," Winston. You are very "up."

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Let's talk about it, in my perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office.

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Tough time in Schmidtsburgh.

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Human dental dam!

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