I'm glad they sent you to pick me up. You don't just treat me like a kid.

Jamie (to Julian)

Brooke: If you really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, you can have him, but you gotta have the sex talk with him first.

They say you don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed you until you were in my life every day.

Haley (to Quinn)

Chase: Hey Jamie, how you doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?

Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.

Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.

Alex: I know it must have been a surprise, me and Chase.
Mia: No not really. It's what you do right? Break up couples.
Alex: Yeah. It kinda is, but not this time. You screwed this up all by yourself didn't you?
Mia: You can go now.
Alex: By the way, I plan to make him happier than you ever did. So you should probably just give up and move on now. Okay? Great. Now I can go.

I was just arrested and explored by a woman with a mustache and man hands! When you look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!

Brooke

Before you say another word, you should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked by a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.

Brooke

Nathan: Is everything okay?
Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.

Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.

Mia (to Haley)

Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this beach all day...have you?
Quinn: No.
Clay: Do you know what that means? Skinny dipping.

One Tree Hill Season 8 Quotes

This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the next morning she's already planning the wedding.

Julian (to Brooke)

Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?