Julian: How you feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.

Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are you kidding me? Do you not see how slow they're moving?

You make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.

Julian

Last time basketball left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.

Haley

Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be more excited about this.

Chase

Did you see me own that apple sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.

Clay

Julian: Besides hat glove belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the glove respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that you brought it here in a purse though.
Julian: That's a man bag.

I leave you alone for a few days, and you go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.

Victoria

Better be careful Mouth. Last time you helped me, you got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.

Nathan

I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.

Brooke

Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go home and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did you decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.

Julian: I picked out the flowers by the way.
Haley: You did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, you did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragons really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.

One Tree Hill Season 8 Quotes

This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the next morning she's already planning the wedding.

Julian (to Brooke)

Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?