Orange is the New Black
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You want me to be angry? Well guess what I'm really f*cking angry because I love you Alex. I love you and I f*cking hate you.
Piper
You seem depressed, even for prison. You know, if you ever want to talk about it, that's what counselors are for (laughs).
Alex
We will probably never be rich...and we'll most likely live in a place that's not that big, but we'll work hard and we'll love each other...and we'll find so much happiness we won't even know what to do with it. We'll share it with our kid. Our kids. Will you marry me?
Bennett
Marshal: Could you hurry it up a little bit?
Piper: I'm peeing as fast as I can.
Marshal: Really? Because it sounds a little light.
God has chosen to test our conviction.
Pennsatucky
He's a hit man? Oh I thought he was a rapist. I'm so relieved!
Piper
Taystee: You got to stop using slavery as every time you wanna justify some foolishness.
Black Cindy: I'm just using it as a placeholder until I become Jewish, and I can pin it on Hitler.
I refuse to be invisible, Daddy. Not for you, not for Mom, not for anybody.
Big Boo
Pornstache: How did you survive infancy?
Pennasatucky: My auntie helped my mama.
Pornstache: That was a rhetorical question. Don't you understand what the hell a rhetorical question is?!
Yeah, well I'd give my left tit for a pina colada and a smoke, but you don't see that on the menu, right?
Gloria
Piper: I'm not you wife.
Crazy Eyes: I threw my pie for you.
Healy: People are after you.
Lolly: Yeah, and they're not trying to give me hugs.
Healy: Where is the evidence?
Lolly: I don't need no evidence. My life is my evidence.
