Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 2 Quotes
If I can't be with grandmother, I'm at least going to enjoy this trip for her.
Piper
Larry: You, you, ah, could stay here if you want.
Piper: Wow. You couldn't even make that sound as if you meant it.
Mendez is back, bitches!
Pornstache
What could I possibly try to be taking out of prison?
Piper
Bitch, look around you. We in a prison complex. A cow breaks me out of here, I stop eating meat that day.
Poussey
You know, I respect that, but I'm pretty that under the present circumstances even Paul McCartney would be all up in the tuna casserole.
Piper
Every day in this place I get more confused.
Gloria
No. This year I'm lovin' someone who deserves me. Me.
Suzanne
It must be hard, being locked up on Valentine's Day. That's all.
Fischer
There she is. Behind every strong man is a strong, c*nt-faced witch monster.
Healy
Man, they f*ckin' with us this way because they know our people's predisposition for hypertension.
Poussey
I couldn't help it. She was talking about wrestling...while crying.
Fischer
