Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixOrange is the New Black Season 2 Quotes
You just stood there while she attacked me and then you gave her new teeth.
Piper
Furlough is like the Loch Ness Monster. Much discussed but barely seen.
Healy
Red: Is that supposed to be comforting?
Piper: It probably would be comforting if Clive Owen were here to say it.
Cal: I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character... and mystery.
Piper: There's still time.
Pennsatucky: Hey! What are y'all playin'?
Nicky: A game as old as time.
Pennsatucky: Cool. What's it called?
Nicky: Exclusion.
You're slutty, not easy. There's a difference, semantically.
Nicky
My friendship used to come with perks. Now I'm just an angry old Russian lady. Without the free pantyhose and eyeliner I'm not such a draw.
Red
Big Boo: Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten.
Piper: Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.
I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.
Nicky
Seriously, enough of the clitorference.
Big Boo
I've seen some funky punany in my day. I'm not gonna leave that up to chance.
Sophia
For the love of God girls, the whole is not inside the hole.
Sophia
