Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
You are so brilliant and kind and stupid-hot!
Leslie
Ann: This guy went to Harvard.
Leslie: So did the Unabomber!
Honestly, you'd look hot naked.
Andy
It smells like some vomit took a dump in here.
Tom
Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?
The Douche
My God. I have driven Ann right into the belly of the douche.
Leslie
Is that a drawing of my reproductive system saying "let's do this"?
Ann
If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? I hope so! Because the only way that this gala is going to happen is if you do everything I say.
Leslie
Ann: That's Mission Im-Pawnee-able: Knope Protocol.
The tables showed up which is good, but there are no chairs which is bad.
Donna
A few months ago the thought of an infectious disease, even hypothetical, would have sent me careening toward Bummer-town, but now I'm infected with a deadly virus. And I feel fine!
Chris
Damnit, Jamm. I should have had animal control kill you.
Leslie
