Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Well, this simulated disaster is a total disaster.
Leslie
Well, everyone calls me Andy, but my full name is Andrew...? I think...
Andy
Leslie: It is with a heavy heart that I say: we have been Jammed.
Oh, no! Pawnee has been hit with a Tornado Quake!
Leslie
Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!
Donna: Did you just pee your pants?
Jerry: Just a dab.
We open from Will Smith's cinematic classic, Hitch.
Tom
No time to do the Tim Gunn voice. Wait, what am I talking about? There's always time.
Leslie
I hate to say this, but Ann Perkins has terrible taste in jewelry.
Chris
Before we go in there, I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.
Ron
Tom: Leslie, do you want to say some stuff to Ben now?
Leslie: My first draft of my vows, that I wrote the day after we got engaged clocked in around 70 pages.
Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.
