Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!
I wish this office had only walls.
Ron
My speech doesn't need your luck. It needs a surgeon general's warning because it is harmful to your health.
Leslie
Tom: I actually have my own charity to attend to: Tommy's Tummy Foundation.
Ann: What is your spirit animal?
Chris: Jaguar, why do you ask?
Get to steppin'.
Donna
These kids are renting old clothes like they're going out of style! Which they never will.
Tom
Oh yeah, she's my twin sister from the same mister.
Jean Ralphio
I think Mona Lisa's stealing from me!
Tom
We should sue Jamm's parents for spawning a human turd burger.
April
Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you.
Chris: Last year I won an organic gardening contest.
Donna: Who were you competing against?
Chris: My own taste buds.
