Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Andy, I was nice to Larry. I scratched his back and had a conversation with him! It was horrible! How could you do that to me?
April
Hello, Joe. My name is Ron Swanson. I am Donna’s work-proximity associate.
Ron
Slowing down is not really my jam.
Leslie
We’re all just calm and happy people together enjoying ourselves on earth.
Leslie
Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.
Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.
Tom
Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.
Tom
Damn, Donna. Why you gotta bring the Quackson Five into this?
Ginuwine
I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.
Tammy
I could retire! But I wouldn't - I'm going to work until I'm a 100. Then I'll cut back to four days a week.
Leslie
I'm perfectly civil! He's the stupid garbage-head doodoo-face!
Leslie
I'm already so bored thinking about that one day off. I should go law school!
Leslie
