Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
April: So this is a multimedia project. First, a bunch of rats made out of garbage. And um, this is a TV screen that'll be like a big flat screen TV and it'll play looped video of knee surgeries. And then, this is a human-size hamster wheel that will be next to the mural, if we can get one. And it'll be spinning and there will be like a fat guy in it all the time like screaming and like eating raw beef and like bleeding and like blood will come out of his mouth and stuff. And um, it'll be like right next to, the mural.
Leslie: I have one question. Why?
April: If you have to ask, you don't get it.
Chris got dumped by Jerry's daughter he needs this. Plus, if they get married he'll spend all his time with her and I might never have to talk to him again.
Andy
Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!
Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.
Chris
Leslie: William Percy. One of Pawnee's greatest mayors, and a true hero. During the Pawnee bread factory fire of 1922, he ran back into a burning building and saved the beloved secret recipe for Pawnee pumpernickel.
Dave: Didn't like 30 people die in that fire?
Leslie: He wasn't Superman.
For date of birth, you wrote 'spring time.'
Ann
I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.
Ron
People who buy things are suckers.
Ron
Leslie: That is not your call.
Ben: I know, it's on your badge.
Dave: If I ever see that guy I'm gonna punch him right in the face.
Leslie: Yeah, that's sweet. Use your nightstick.
Is he eating soup? On a bench? Alone?
Donna
