Popular Parks and Recreation Quotes
Craig Middlebrooks. Samantha in the boardroom, Miranda in the bedroom. I know it’s not ideal, but it’s who I am!Craig
Scientists believe that the first human being to live 150 years has already been born. I believe I am that human being.Chris
Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Donna: I love breakfast cereal.
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 pieces, I throw up.Andy
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.Leslie
Leslie: Pawnee, the Paris of America. Pawnee, the Akron of southwest Indiana. Pawnee, welcome, German soldiers. After the Nazis took France our mayor kind of panicked. Pawnee, the factory fire capital of America. Pawnee, welcome, Vietnamese soldiers. Pawnee, engage with Zorp. For a brief time in the '70s, our town was taken over by a cult. Pawnee, Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp. Pawnee, it's safe to be here now. Pawnee, birthplace of Julia Roberts. That was a lie, she sued and so we had to change it. Pawnee, home of the world famous Julia Roberts lawsuit. Pawnee, welcome, Taliban soldiers. And finally, our current slogan: Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.
Chicagooooo! The big apple!Andy
It's f*cking milk.Ron
Tom, we're already late. Now be a man and sit on that girl's lap!Ron
Yes, the sky has land.Ron
I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.Swanson
Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.