Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
Ben: What's your new company?
Tom: We specialize in making stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks.
[to Joe Biden] You're my...my name just came out of your mouth!
Leslie
Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.
I hate to say this, but sometimes you have to work a little so you can ball A LOT.
Tom
Ann, you are such a good friend. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. Thank you, ox, for keeping this ship afloat.
Leslie
Leslie: Red Vines anyone?
Mr. Wyatt: We're a Twizzlers family.
Parents, are you tired of watching your middle school aged children grow out of the nice clothes you buy them? Then rent them! From Rent A Swag! You rent it. You wear it. You clean it. You return it. I get rich!
Tom
If there's anyone who can bring my parents together, it's NO ONE. No one can bring my parents together.
Ben
No to canceling the party and no to Twizzlers. We are a Red Vine family.
Leslie
Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.
When Andy proposed to me, he gave me a ring pop, but he ate it first. How did Ben do it?
April
Leslie: Oh my God. What are you doing?
Ben: Thinking about my future. I am deeply ridiculously in love with you. And above everything else, I just want to be with you forever.
Leslie: Wait, wait. I need to remember this. Wait, just hold on. I need to remember this. I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is at this exact moment.
Ben: Leslie Knope, will you---
Leslie: YES!
Ben: Marry me?
Leslie: Oh yeah, yeah!
