Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
Leslie: 3 out of 4 married couples have met each other at spontaneous auctions!
Ann: I don't think that's true.
Donna: If you don't like what I'm tweeting then don't follow me.
Morris: What are you doing?
Donna: I'm live tweeting this dumbass conversation.
I just want to hear the doctor say that Jerry had a fart attack! Is that so much to ask?
Tom
Seriously, did you eat farts for lunch?
Tom
Hope no one minds if I live tweet this bitch!
Donna
It's just a piece of paper. He only made it for me after I specifically asked for it after crying loudly. It sure meant a lot to receive it.
Chris
Diane: Hey, am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.
I'm giving you a non-electronic book made of paper from a tree. It is called Auto Repair Manual-1982. You will read this book from cover to cover then you will assist me in repairing the damage to my car. I will not report you to the judge but if you slip up again you will have much more to fear than some feeble government employee in a robe.
Ron
Wikipedia is mankind's greatest invention. You can learn about anything. We all know Ray J. We all know he's a singer. He's Brandy's brother. And he was in that classic sex tape with Kim Kardashian. But, did you also know he's Snoop Dogg's cousin AND he was in the 1996 Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks? Suddenly, you're on the Mars Attacks page!
Tom
Okay, I start everyday by hitting up Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram. Sometimes I like to throw in Linkedin. For the profession shorties.
Tom
Leslie: Seniors can be pretty ornery.
Andy: I think it's pronounced "horny."
Great news! Lots of old people have chlamydia!
Leslie
