Parks and Recreation Season 5 Quotes
[via Tweet] Just hit a fire hydrant, but I survived. #Unbreakable #WhatsMrGlassuptothesedays #whynosequel?
Tom
Tom: I don't want to put words in your mouth, but case dismissed.
Lawyer: And you were texting at the time, correct?
Tom: How dare you sir? I was tweeting!
Chris: What did you do for her?
Ron: Fixed her pothole.
Chris: Is that a euphemism?
Take the easy way out. I always do! It's easy!
Tom
Andy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Ron: No.
Andy: I think it would make Diane happy.
Ron: Why does that matter? Shut up.
Tom: Mmm. You can really taste the ignorance.
Councilman Milton: It's pronounced 'anchovies'.
Little girl 1: I'm a princess.
Little girl 2: I'm a mermaid.
Ron: I'm the director of Parks and Recreation.
Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm. But Ann's not here. While Ann's away, the mice get perms.
Leslie
Well, DDS doesn't stand for Dumb Dumb Stupid.
Tom
April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Ben: Haha. And I finished that last week.
Not only am I a city counselor, but I'm a city councilor with porpoise.
Leslie
I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it.
Chris
