Pitch Quotes
Amelia: Ginny's schedule is impossible. I spend more time canceling appearances than booking.
Evelyn: It's called asset protection.[Amelia looks surprised] Two years of business classes at USC.
Mike: Do I look like a meteorologist?
Blip: Well you were close friends with three weather-girls, two at the same time. Maybe you picked something up? Weather wise.
Oscar: You don't get Lawson to agree to a trade. You have to plant the seed and let it be his decision.
Charlie: Alright, Johnny Appleseed, when do we harvest?
Livan: Relax Mami, I got you.
Ginny: You better. Papi.
Mike: I'm gonna stretch.
Al: Don't bother. I know what the rain does to bones like ours.
Ginny: Cranky today.
Blip: How can you tell the difference?
We'll get rained out before I ever leave San Diego.
Mike
Agent: Oscar wants to know if you're happy here.
Mike: Do I look unhappy?
Agent: You always look unhappy.
Oscar: Nice touch, pulling in the guys.
Amelia: Whole world's gotta know, Padres don't discriminate.
Busted!
Ginny
You don't have to do what she says. Not if you think it isn't right. Make the right choices. Even if she's not going to be adult. You can be.
Dave
Mike: Can I live with you?
Dave: Mike, I wish you could. But I have a family. There's just no way.