Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.

Hey, it's the Wood-master. Think you're gonna wanna come down here.

Woody

That's my daddy.

Shawn

...I believe there is little to no room for interpretation in the United States Constitution...

Carlton

You intended to propose without telling me, you oldest and blackest friend?!

Gus

I know you know that I'm not telling the truth. I know... You know...

Shawn[to Juliet]

That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.

Shawn [about Juliet]

Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.

Gus

You went boneless, didn't you?

Gus

Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.

Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.

It's ok, you'll kill someone someday.

Shawn [to Lassiter]

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.