"Suck home plate!"

Shawn [to Henry]

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That's my daddy.

Shawn

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Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.

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Gus: These Plums are God's candy
Shawn: If God meant for those to be candy, why did he invent candy? Did you hear what I just said?

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Gus [to Shawn]You are growing up right in front of my eyes.

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Taking the lady on a spa vacation...whaaaaaat?! That's big time son.

Gus

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Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

Shawn

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That is my grandmother's ring. I can barely look at it.

Shawn

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Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.

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Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?

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It's ok, you'll kill someone someday.

Shawn [to Lassiter]

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Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!

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