Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.

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Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.

Shawn[to Juliet]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

Shawn

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

That crafty little doodle-pumpkin.

Shawn [about Juliet]

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...

Shawn [to JuIiet]

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Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.

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You said the meat and cheeses were not gonna touch, Shawn.

Gus

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Falling in love with you was not part of the plan.

Shawn

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

This is why we should NOT legalize marijuana.

Lassiter

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!

Shawn

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• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Shawn

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• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.

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• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0