Favorite Psych Quotes
Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.
I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.
Shawn
...ballin' and shot callin'...it's hard out there for a pimp...
Gus
You have your value system, and I have mine.
Shawn
Oh, please. I'm all about touching---respectfully.
Henry
I like to laugh, and be held down and tickled.
Shawn
I've got guts and cellulite. I don't even need a warrant.
Lassiter
You tasted the meat when we all thought it was Lassie?!
Shawn
Shawn: Are you sure this water's holy?
Gus: Yes, I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone.
Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!
You two are so breaking up over this.
Lassiter
Gus: We just got blocked.
Thane: Ya'll just got cop-blocked.
