Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me Ray.

Sean

The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?

Terry

We're at the Country Mart. Malibu is beautiful. So is your family.

Mickey

Stu: He's hot, isn't he?
Singer mistress: Yep.
Stu: Find out who his trainer is!

Mickey: I just want my family back.
Ray: No you don't, you want my family back. You can't have it. You'll never see it comin.

Ray: Where's your father?
Marvin Gaye: Dead Holmes.
Ray: Lucky you.

You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a sh*t!

Mickey

It's dirty money, Ray, ya know? The Church, they're going broke with all these lawsuits.

Bunchy

Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick.
Mickey: What are you talkin' about?
Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron.
Mickey: So what. He didn't f*ck my boy, he f*cked someone elses.

Bunchy: Did you beat up Daryll?
Ray: No. I had someone else do it. You want to know why, ask Mick.

Bunchy: What about me pop?
Mickey: Every relationship is different. Your mother was a great cook.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

Ray