Terry: Will you pray with me?
Bridget: I’ll pass.
Terry: I killed her.
Bridget: No you didn’t.
Terry: She would have lived.
Bridget: You don’t know that. She didn’t want the surgery.
Terry: She still would have lived.
Bridget: You don’t know that.

Terry: This stuff makes you want a cigarette. You don’t smoke, do you?
Smitty: No.
Terry: That’s good because it’ll kill you.

Conor: What are you gonna do about it?
Abby: I’m going to love you and your sister.
Conor: No. I’m talking about the fucking cancer. What are you gonna do to fix it?
Abby: It can’t be fixed, Conor.

Ray: Take your hand off her. Touch her again and I break your fucking arm. Understand?
Landry: You don’t know what you’re doing, do you?

Bunchy: What the fuck's going on Mick?
Mickey: Just a little misunderstanding.
Bunchy: He threatened me with four consecutive life sentences. Did you know he was going to arrest me?
Mickey: No, I did not.

Abby: Wanna come play? Just play the game and forget about everything?
Ray: I’m gonna walk the dog.
Abby: With a bottle of fucking whiskey?
Ray: Let me walk the fucking dog, Abby.

Clerk: You can't just park in front of a fire station.
Ray: Yeah, well I figured that out.

Abby: You can't keep doing this babe, every time we get bad news.
Ray: Doing what?
Abby: You know what. Where we going this time?

Ray: You look like Marilyn Monroe?
Abby: Oh, yeah?
Ray: Hmm.
Abby: [Removes head scarf]: How about now?

Ray: He wants two million dollars and your husband's Oscar.
Sam: I hope you're joking!
Ray: That's what he said.
Sam: I'll pay him the money, but no Oscar.
Ray: That could be a problem.

Bunchy's little girl turned one. Let me show you something; I dressed her up as a clown at the birthday party. Scared the shit out of the baby's head. See?

Mickey

Find the thing you love the most and let it kill you.

Sam

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee