Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
I don't even know how to spell "ordinary." I mean I do; it's not a hard word.
Toby
Sly: He's a fraud!
Happy: From my understanding, he's my future husband so take it easy.
Patty: I'm sorry, Mr. Dodd is unavailable.
Walter: I can't deal with you any more today.
Walter: I'm not a physics professor!
Chief of Police Cabe Gallo: He likes to shout out things he isn't. He also isn't married to someone named Florence.
Ray: No, no, here's you're a professor at USC, married to your wife Florence.
Walter: I'm don't work at USC, and I'm not married to Florence.
Chief of Police Cabe Gallo: Good for you. I don't work at Six Flags, and I'm not married to Big Bird.
Walter: Are you sure you don't recognize me?
Sgt. Patty Logan: Negative, but if you are as crazy as you seem to be, I'm sure I'll get an APB any minute now about some loony escaped from the bin.
Ray: Oo! She is as salty as the Dead Sea.
Walter: I just gotta to calm down and figure this out.
Ray: On your own? While you're bleeding to death?
Walter: I'll do the job myself. I don't need your help. I don't need any of you.
Happy: Walt, I don't want to curse at you at Christmas, so we're all just going to go.
Oh this is a Christmas mutiny.
Walter
Did my email not mention a post-job team meal? That's festive.
Walter
Toby: O'Brien, a penny for your thoughts?
Walter: How about a dime to leave me alone.
Walter: I know we got off on the wrong foot, but you helped keep my team together, so thank you.
Florence: You're welcome.
