Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
A flower for my flower.
Walter
We will all get off this island because I have so much to live for.
Walter
Paige: Sly, I never thought I'd say this, but slow down you're going too fast into a dangerous area.
Sly: Scotty doesn't have the luxury of us being cautious. Besides, the odds of us surviving on this island are so low, what's the point of caution?
Paige: Who is this guy that looks like Sylvester?
Walter: He's just having a severe reaction to living through something that has over a 99% fatality rate. He's probably already run over a thousand potential scenarios for getting off this island, and all have a chance between zero and nil.
Sly: I'll go see if there's any fruit on this island.
Paige: You do realize that fruit is somewhere in that scary jungle?
Sly: What other choice do we have?
Paige: Okay, I'll go with.
These are the nerds you can bet on.
Cabe
This isn't Gilligan's island. We can't take a couple of coconuts and make a dialysis machine.
Paige
Stay in your seats until the Captain turns off the "crap your pants" sign.
Toby
Happy: I did a fix like this when I was ice road trucking.
Toby: When you were what now?
Walter: Guys, we're over the Pacific, so get your floatation devices ready.
Sly: Oh god, I forgot about the water. I am not a strong swimmer!
Well, I know this isn't a good time, but we have a case.
Cabe
Walter: I want to state for the record that I'm not suffering from hypoxia, I haven't ingested hallucinogenic seed dust, and I'm not facing imminent death. I'm just stating a verifiable fact. I fired you because I'm in love with you. I've been in love with you since shortly after we met, and I've spent years trying to process how that should be handled. Perhaps it's something that's not supposed to be handled, maybe it's something that just is. And I know you don't feel the same as I do, and that's okay, but I just wanted you to know.
Paige: Walter, I'm in love with you too.
Walter: I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information.
Walter: I'm really sorry, but I care about you. You're important to me. I don't like how it feels when you're mad at me.
Ralph: Apology accepted, but I don't think I'm the one you should be saying this to.
