Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
Oh great, Hagrid wants to chime in.
Toby
Toby: This was supposed to be for our, um, frisky business.
Ralph: I have a 200 IQ. Do you really think I don't understand what you guys are talking about?
Toby: You might know what I'm talking about, but you won't understand until you're 18.
A few weeks into marriage, and we're already separating. Thank you Walter.
Toby
Have you seen the size of the jungle parrots? They are drawn to Ralph, and. I am not going to let some neon bird eat my son!
Paige
Cabe: Sly, I've been meaning to tell you something.
Sly: Yeah?
Cabe: You suck.
Sly: My inevitable scurvy thanks you.
Paige: Be positive.
Sly: I am! I'm positive we're all going to die.
Sly: We need water. It will make our march to the grave less painful.
Toby: You've become a real ray of sunshine, you know that?
You stopped being funny fifteen days ago.
Happy
Happy: The point is, you're going to find out a lot of weird stuff about me.
Toby: Like your Southern European singing career?
Happy: You're never going to get the details on that. Bottom line - I would not change anything in my past because it's led me to where I am today.
Toby: Abandoned on an island with little chance of survival?
Happy: It led me to be your wife, jackass. And of all the things I've ever been or will ever be, that one is my favorite.
You suck at this it. I'm not saying you will forever. I'm saying don't try so so hard.
Paige
Walter: Don't be jealous because me and my soulmate get along better than you and your soulmate.
Toby: What? That's not true.
Happy: Today it is.
Ralph: I'm scared that mom and Walter's new relationship won't have a chance if we don't get back home as soon as possible.
Cabe: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ralph: Come on, I saw how they held hands as the plane went down, and how Walter volunteered to go with her into the jungle. Who needs help getting fruit?
Cabe: You consistently impress me, kid.
Ralph: I've wanted Walter to be my dad for years, and it's what I want for my mom, but this isn't a good situation for a couple starting out. We need to get home.
