Okay, we can celebrate our near death experience later.

Walter

I have worn perfume once in my life, last night. I won't do it again.

Happy

Sylvester: You know you're not our dad, right?
Cabe: Stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad.

The doc is dead to me.

Happy

Now we’re on our own, no convoy, no backup.

Paige

You couldn't even bring yourself to erase stick figures of you and Paige holding hands.

Toby

Workplace entanglements are ill advised.

Walter

I don't have any feelings and even I'm uncomfortable watching this.

Walter

Sylvester: There is zero chance she is going to accept your apology.
Toby: I'm not going to apologize. I'm going to grovel.

I'd be proud as hell to call you my kid.

Marcus

I gotta give the kid more work if he has time to draw cartoons.

Cabe

People say stupid things in the heat of battle.

Happy

Scorpion Season 1 Quotes

You cross me on this, I'll go online, and in less than an hour, I will erase you.

Walter

How can it be top secret if the guy who set up our wireless is working on it?

Paige