Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 1 Quotes
Be careful or you're going to burn out. What? Too soon?
Toby
My father comes from a world where a man is measured by how many tackles he made in high school or how many beer cans he can crush against his skull.
Sylvester
I do not need someone to take care of me.
Happy
How come he always gets the hug? I'm standing right next to him.
Toby
Hikers! We're here to rescue you!
Toby
There's no way I'm leaving my guys down there!
Cabe
We might not get the reception we're looking for on this model.
Toby
It's a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.
Sylvester
Walter: And how old are you?
Toby: Thirteen months older than you, so show your elder some respect.
Toby: If I win, dinner date. If you win, I do your laundry for a month.
Happy: You'd probably like that more than the dinner, perv.
There's a million reasons why people keep secrets. Sometimes we just can't understand.
Cabe
Toby named it Ferret Bueller. I don't understand the reference.
Walter
