Actually the British accent is Happy's real voice. She's just been lying to us this whole time.

Toby

Yeah, I'm doing 90 in a burrito truck. Cut me some slack.

Happy

Got snakes?

Happy

There's no 'I' in Scorpion. It's a figure of speech.

Toby

Walter: Punch me in the nose.
Happy: Finally.

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Paige: Now what, hitchhike?
Happy: I'm not showing leg.

Our job is to protect people, not our own backsides.

Cabe

Ooo, Cabe's in trouble.

Toby

I trust my team.

Cabe

Are we judging people based on past resumes?

Walter

It's hard to keep fighting when you are listening to the lullaby your mother used to sing you.

Paige

Can you even read them when you can't understand what they are saying?

Paige

Scorpion Season 1 Quotes

You cross me on this, I'll go online, and in less than an hour, I will erase you.

Walter

How can it be top secret if the guy who set up our wireless is working on it?

Paige