Scream Queens Quotes
I don't have money. The only money I make is writing Encyclopedia Brown fan fiction!
Tyler
So. A large plant murdered Ms. Hobart and then attempted to murder you, before you passed out?
Detective
Your obvious stupidity will not get past me. I've got your number, you rich dumb whores.
Nurse Hoffel
Catherine Hobart: I have no hair, anywhere! I look like a cancer patient!
Chanel #5: No! You look like a large baby.
Well, I was pulling an all nighter with the Chanels, trying to find a cure for werewolf girl, when suddenly I realized that both Chanels are idiots.
Chanel
Chanel #5: Can I have some--?
Chanel #3: Get your own damn pie! I've been moppin' wads all week.
I was once arrested by a dog-catcher.
Catherine Hobart
I never liked this swamp. I grew up around here, and the kids used to always talk about a monster that lived back here. The Green Meanie.
Nurse
I'm basically female Viagra.
Dr. Cassidy Cascade
Your face is what they in the business call a "channel changer."
Chanel [to Chanel #5]
Please don't kill me! Kill her, she's awful!
Catherine Hobart
Chanel Oberlin: Good morning, idiot hookers.
Chanels #3 and 5: Good morning, Chanel.
