Scrubs Season 3 Episode 4: "My Lucky Night" Quotes
Carla: But the biggest pain of all is that you know I'd go into that operating room with you if you just apologized; but you're too stubborn to do that, aren't you.
Turk: I am now!
Turk: The truth is, you never asked me how I felt about us working together. Plus, you embarrassed me in front of my co-workers. You were a pain.
Carla: You know what? Maybe I was a pain, but do you know how many times you're a pain and I just let it go? Like when we're at home and you follow me from room to room, even when I go to the bathroom!
Turk: I like to be with you.
Carla: Pain! Or how you've decided that me making eye contact with you is my way of saying, "Please, grab my breasts."
Turk reaches out.
Carla: Don't.
Carla: Really?
Turk: Yeah! Yeah. It's just like in high school - I had this girlfriend who annoyed the crap out of me, but every time she came to one of my basketball games, I played like crazy out of my mind because all of a sudden I was playing for her. I wanted to make her proud. You understand what I'm saying?
Carla: You're saying I'm so annoying you can't stand working with me for even two days, but now that you have something to gain, you want me back.
Turk: Exactly. Thank you!
Carla: I didn't hear an apology anywhere in there!
Laverne: All I heard was nonsense.
Turk: Hey! Hey, Baby! What's up? You know, I've been thinking: that was a lot of fun working together.
Carla: Mm-hmmmm. And how long you been thinking about that?
Turk: Ever since Dr. Wen offered me a gastric bypass because I was so amazing yesterday, and I realized you're the reason why.
Carla: I can't tell you how awesome it was just getting to be with you today and watch you work.
Turk: I know, right?
Carla: Yeah!
Turk: But you know what? Schmitty heard that Nurse Green's been dying to cover surgery, and I said you wouldn't mind if she took your place tomorrow. Because, between me and you, Schmitty's been trying to hit that for like a minute, and I had to hook him up! You understand, right?
Carla: Sure. Mm-hmm. I'm... I'm glad we could help Schmitty hit that!
J.D.'s Narration: It was amazing to see how much Dr. Cox actually wanted this job. And how much he was willing to put up with to get it!
Man: So, the wife and I ended up buying Egyptian cotton bed sheets!
Dr. Cox: Gee, you're too much. What's the thread count on those bad boys?
Lady: Love your Hairmet.
J.D.: Love yours!
Sean: Elliot, the trip that I'm leaving on tomorrow... it's actually a lot longer than I let on.
Elliot: What, like three days?
Sean: No...
Elliot: Four days?
Sean: Six months.
Elliot: Five days?
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't tell you that I slept with J.D. and that was a mistake. And, yes, we do talk all the time and have all these inside jokes, and he met my great aunt Sally when she came to the hospital with my demented great uncle who wears an eye patch and goes "honka! honka!" when he poops.
Elliot
Sterile high-five!
Todd
Carla: You know, Buppy, this guy looks a lot like your waxer!
Todd: The Todd says, What now?
Turk: Nothing! She meant her waxer, 'cause we're... We're working, guys.
Dr. Wen: No, no, no. I wanna hear this.
Carla: It's no big deal. I make Turk wax his chest so he doesn't give me a rash.
Todd: Oh, okay. Does she also make you wax your vagina?
Turk: Scalpel.
Carla: Scalpel what?
Turk: Scalpel, please.
Carla: Here you go, baby. Sorry: Dr. Baby.
Dr. Wen: Shall we proceed, Dr. Baby?
