Maria: You call this a relationship?
Samantha: Well, its tedious and the sex is dwindeling, so from what I've heard, yes!

Does he look better, or have I just been with a woman for too long?

Samantha (<i>about Aidan</i>)

Steve: You came! I'm so glad! So, what do you think?
Miranda: I think...I think you did good.
Steve: Really? You mean it?
Miranda: Mhm.
Steve: 'Cause I never would've done this, if it wasn't for you.
Miranda: What are you talking about? I didn't do anything.
Steve: Are you kidding me? This whole thing was your idea! You always told me I should start my own bar. I never forgot that. I just never thought that I could, so... thanks.
Miranda: (kisses his cheek) You did good.

Trey: Charlotte, I want you to move back in, and get rid of this old apartment. Stay all night, every night, and wake up next to me every morning, and be my wife.
Charlotte: You do?
Trey: Yeah. I've talked it over with my penis, and we both agree.

(to Carrie's answering machine) Your good friend Miranda has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Miranda

(watching a runway-fallen Carrie get stepped over by Heidi Klum) Oh, my god, she's fashion roadkill!

Stanford

When I first moved to New York and I was totally broke, sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I felt it fed me more.

Carrie

(About Samantha's nude photos)
Miranda: Isn't that a little narcissistic?
Samantha: No one thinks it's narcissistic when you get your seventh grade picture taken.
Charlotte: You weren't naked in that.
Carrie: That we know of.

Miranda: Sexy is what I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.
Carrie: You win men over with your personality?

Samantha: Are the vegetables on the vegetable plate organic?
Carrie: They have beef pot pie on the menu, what do you think?

Samantha: Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick up a guy.
Miranda: Talk about a Happy Meal!

Charlotte: I have to start keeping a vagina journal.
Miranda: What a dear vagina why so blue?
Carrie: Dear vagina - guess who I have a crush on?!

Sex and the City Quotes

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx. Why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Carrie

(After Carrie gets off Mr. Big's car)
Carrie: Wait! Have you ever been in love?
Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely.