Don't worry if you shoot a Milkovich. Nobody cares about them.

Carl

Their dog is barking my name.

Liam

Frank: We have to kill her.
Kev: No.
Frank: I thought we were a team.

Debbie: Who the hell is that?
Sandy: My husband.

Back the fuck away from the car.

We hope you don't mind us taking over this area.

Terry

Frank, people like the Milkoviches would love nothing more than a young black boy breaking into their property.

Liam

V: She isn't even allowed to be here.
Debbie: V, don't do this.
V: She's on a sex offenders register.

Mickey: Flip fuck?
Ian: Sure.
Mickey: What's my name?
Ian: Nick.
Mickey: I said what's my name!
Ian: Nick Jonas.

Franny: I'm ready for my picture now.
Debbie: Oh, Franny. Let me get my phone.

Frank: Sell that for $7.
V: A little expensive, don't you think?
Frank: Seven's the price.

Kev: Oh, fuck. That is good.
Frank: You like that? That's a little Half-Mexican red.

Shameless Quotes

Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.