This house has been weird recently.


Fuck you, Frank!


Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.

Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?


Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.

Lip [To Ian]: Hey, you, uh, get rid of the dude with the lady parts?
Trevor: Wow, Trevor.

Lucas: I like my room.
Sierra: Yeah, me too.

Debbie: Are there guns in the house?
Lucas: I have a water gun.
Debbie: I mean a real gun, Lucas.

Debbie: Neil?
Neil: What? I was going to say something nice. You have a great ass, it makes up for your small tits.
Fiona: Thanks!

Morning, chief, would my apache brother like toast, or does he only eat maize?


Fiona: Debs is just overreacting like always.
Lip: She thinks it will solve all her problems.
Fiona: DCFS is not going to take her baby away.
She's just trying to get her shit together.

What the fuck is an honor code?


Shameless Quotes

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?


When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.