This house has been weird recently.Ian
Fuck you, Frank!Ian
Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.
Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?Kevin
Principal: Are you not going to do the GED?
Debbie: What job can I get without it?
Principal: Sex worker.
Lip [To Ian]: Hey, you, uh, get rid of the dude with the lady parts?
Trevor: Wow, Trevor.
Lucas: I like my room.
Sierra: Yeah, me too.
Debbie: Are there guns in the house?
Lucas: I have a water gun.
Debbie: I mean a real gun, Lucas.
Neil: What? I was going to say something nice. You have a great ass, it makes up for your small tits.
Morning, chief, would my apache brother like toast, or does he only eat maize?Fiona
Fiona: Debs is just overreacting like always.
Lip: She thinks it will solve all her problems.
Fiona: DCFS is not going to take her baby away.
She's just trying to get her shit together.
What the fuck is an honor code?Carl