Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.

Monica

Liam: Who are you?
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm mom.

I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?

Debbie

Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.

Monica

Monica: Do you wanna talk for a minute?
Fiona: Nope.

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Monica: At least turn around and look at me.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.

Monica: Frank, it's me baby.
Frank: Great.

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Veronica: Don't you think you should have asked me before giving out free drinks?
Kevin: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.

This house has been weird recently.

Ian

Fuck you, Frank!

Ian

Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.

Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?

Kevin

Shameless Quotes

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie