Nobody takes my fucking granddaughter.

Monica

Liam: Who are you?
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm mom.

I'm a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you've done to us. Why are you even here?

Debbie

Deb, oh my God. You're a woman.

Monica

Monica: Do you wanna talk for a minute?
Fiona: Nope.

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Monica: At least turn around and look at me.
Frank: Go fuck yourself.

Monica: Frank, it's me baby.
Frank: Great.

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Veronica: Don't you think you should have asked me before giving out free drinks?
Kevin: Well, it's not like you or Svetlana consulted with me about the van.

This house has been weird recently.

Ian

Fuck you, Frank!

Ian

Sierra: I'll see you tomorrow.
Lip: Yeah, you'll see me tomorrow because I'm gonna be waking up next to you.

Wait, we're going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?

Kevin

Shameless Quotes

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie