Are you hot, lesbian, convict lady? Would, you, um, like to buy some cookies, hot lesbian convict lady?

Debbie's Girlfriend

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All we've gotta do is make the yards dangerous again.

Frank

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No more secrets. It's about what we want the marriage to be.

Ian

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Hey, back up. What do I look like, an information lady? Hell, no. I'm a law enforcement officer, emphasis on the enforcement. You need to know what happened last week on Shameless? You better go find someone who actually gives a shit.

Carl

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Watch out, crackheads. I'll come back for you later.

Carl

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Making a mental note of your face, shit bag.

Carl

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Watch it, ladies. Might haul your asses down to the station. That's right, you're looking at the new po-po. First day on the job.

Carl

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Lip: Hey, look who it is, the Birthday girl.
Frannie: Presents?
Lip: Oh, no, no. It's not like Christmas, Frannie. You're going to get your presents tonight at your party.
Frannie: Oh.

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Liam: Don't touch.
Lip: Why?
Liam: I'm going to sell them for cheap to the lunch day kids.
Lip: What's a lunch day kid?
Liam: Kids who run out of money on their food account. Can't eat the hot lunch today until they pay up.
Lip: Is that even legal?
Liam: Yeah, but the lunch lady serves them gross shit, like stale bread, government cheese, chunky pudding.
Lip: So, you're capitalizing on them by selling them your peanut butter sandwiches?
Liam: It's the American way. See ya.

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Frank: Sell that for $7.
V: A little expensive, don't you think?
Frank: Seven's the price.

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Kev: Oh, fuck. That is good.
Frank: You like that? That's a little Half-Mexican red.

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Franny: I'm ready for my picture now.
Debbie: Oh, Franny. Let me get my phone.

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