Carl: Hey, do you guys think it's weird that I'm in love with my rapist?
Mickey: You weren't raped.

• Permalink: You weren't raped.
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I slept with a gay dude. I probably have aids right now.

Debbie

• Permalink: I slept with a gay dude. I probably have aids right now.
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I'm reassembling the old team for one last heist.

Frank

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You can come live with me and Tami when we get a house.

Lip

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Carol: You'll not get this high-class bourbon in the South Side.
V: It's bourbon.

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Kermit: I have a spare room. I spend most of my time in here since the divorce, if you want it, it's yours.
Debbie: I'd rather lay under the tracks of the L.

• Permalink: I'd rather lay under the tracks of the L.
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If you ever hit my husband again I'll kill you.

Ian

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Debbie: What if I lived in your house, you could put one of the kids in the garage?
Woman: That wouldn't work.

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Four fucking dollars for a beer? It should be that price for a six-pack.

Mickey

• Permalink: Four fucking dollars for a beer? It should be that price for a six-pack.
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I have your badge numbers.

Man

• Permalink: I have your badge numbers.
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Lip: Hey.
Mickey: Hey.
Lip: Thought you moved out?
Mickey: Get fucked.

• Permalink: Get fucked.
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Ian: Hey.
Mickey: Hey.
Ian: What are you doing over here?
Mickey: Watching a bunch of jackasses "Let's Try the Cinammon Challenge."

• Permalink: Watching a bunch of jackasses "Let's Try the Cinammon Challenge."
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