Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
Candace: More cookies to sell?
Debbie: Is Jimmy here?
Candace: No he's back at school in Michigan.
Debbie: No, he's living 96 blocks away on the Southside, dating my sister, stealing cars, and going by the name of Steve.
Aww you guys popped your cherry! Hey you see my dad in there?
Kevin
You're Frank's kid? And this is your first felony bust? Gettin a little late start for a Gallagher, aren't ya.
Cop [to Lip]
Carl: They give you a cavity search.
Lip: No we weren't there long enough, think it was probably on the menu though.
Look at me, I can't go to jail. I might as well wear heels.
Steve
I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice, fought off three cops and ran away.
Frank
The man's in love with his own fabulous self, probably masturbates while he licks his reflection in the mirror.
Veronica
Fraternal loyalty doesn't extend to stupidity bud.
Ian [to Lip]
I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case.
Ian [about Lip]
Isn't it wonderful? Mr. Kevin is going to help all of the old people who are going blind.
Ethel [about the pot]
Gallaghers pay their debts, now where the hell is our brother?
Fiona
Sheila: Do you know what this is?
Frank: An eggplant?
Sheila: Liberation!
