Shameless
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Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.
Thug
Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.
Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....
Frank
I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.
Frank
The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.
Professor
No. No way. I can't handle anything in my ass without alcohol.
Frank
Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
Steve
Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It's medicinal.
Mrs. Lishman
I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.
Steve [to Deb]
If you will do this for me, I will dress up anyway you want, no safety word.
Frank
Well you know how Dad's a total fucking asshole? It turns out he's the good one.
Lip
Heyy, look at you baby Jonah, you're hung like a bear!
Kev
