Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
Watch out, crackheads. I'll come back for you later.
Carl
Making a mental note of your face, shit bag.
Carl
Watch it, ladies. Might haul your asses down to the station. That's right, you're looking at the new po-po. First day on the job.
Carl
Liam: Don't touch.
Lip: Why?
Liam: I'm going to sell them for cheap to the lunch day kids.
Lip: What's a lunch day kid?
Liam: Kids who run out of money on their food account. Can't eat the hot lunch today until they pay up.
Lip: Is that even legal?
Liam: Yeah, but the lunch lady serves them gross shit, like stale bread, government cheese, chunky pudding.
Lip: So, you're capitalizing on them by selling them your peanut butter sandwiches?
Liam: It's the American way. See ya.
Hey, back up. What do I look like, an information lady? Hell, no. I'm a law enforcement officer, emphasis on the enforcement. You need to know what happened last week on Shameless? You better go find someone who actually gives a shit.
Carl
Lip: Hey, look who it is, the Birthday girl.
Frannie: Presents?
Lip: Oh, no, no. It's not like Christmas, Frannie. You're going to get your presents tonight at your party.
Frannie: Oh.
Are you hot, lesbian, convict lady? Would, you, um, like to buy some cookies, hot lesbian convict lady?
Debbie's Girlfriend
This is our Chicago and we're gonna enjoy every fucking minute of it.
Frank
All we've gotta do is make the yards dangerous again.
Frank
No more secrets. It's about what we want the marriage to be.
Ian
Carl: How much do these tuxes cost?
Ian: Mickey rented them at some fancy place downtown.
Carl: Where's Mickey getting all the money for this?
Ian: Savings, he says.
Liam: Hmm. Savings?
Carl: Take your meds yet?
Ian: Yep.
Carl: Going to be a stressful day.
Ian: Got it.
