My other wife doesn't love how you sold our wife into sex slavery.Kevin
The past 10 years I've taken care of every single Gallagher -- except one. I'm done.Fiona
I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.Svetlana
Who do I give a BJ to around here to get a meal?New Fiona
Carl: Luthor, what's up?
Luthor: What's up is you gave my daughter gonorrhoea you little shit.
New Fiona: Bitch.
Frank: You tell them, New Fiona.
Fiona: That's new Fiona?
I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself.Fiona
Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie.
New Debbie: I'm a boy.
Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.
Lip: Yo Fi, pickaxe or sledgehammer.
I'd have to care for it to be a Sean rebound thing.Fiona
Fiona: What time is it?
Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.
Ian: I confronted Caleb about that chick. He's screwing her.
Lip: I guess there's something to be said for honesty. Right?
Ian: Except, he says he's not cheating.
Lip: How did he come up with that reasoning?
Ian: He says if it were a guy, then he'd be cheating.