Lip: Yo Fi, pickaxe or sledgehammer.
Fiona: Sledgehammer.

I'd have to care for it to be a Sean rebound thing.

Fiona

Fiona: What time is it?
Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.

Ian: I confronted Caleb about that chick. He's screwing her.
Lip: I guess there's something to be said for honesty. Right?
Ian: Except, he says he's not cheating.
Lip: How did he come up with that reasoning?
Ian: He says if it were a guy, then he'd be cheating.

Denise, not Dennis. She's married with kids.

Caleb

Sweet baby mother of Jesus, John Doe is alive!

Nurse

Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.

Frank

Your thing is kinda weird. It has all this extra skin and it freaks me out.

Dom

You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka's best. Believe me. I know. I'm Russian.

Svetlana

It's a brave new world, Fiona.

Kevin

Debbie: I don't even think I'm coming.
Fiona: To my wedding?

Are you wearing cologne?

Fiona

Shameless Quotes

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie