Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American Dream, huh?
Lip [to Fiona]
When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.
Lip
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
Frank [to Debbie]
Did I cut these too short? My balls are hanging out.
Frank
You're like our maid now.
Carl [to Jimmy]
If I don't invest in myself, no one else will.
Fiona
Hey you're Fiona Gallagher you can do anything you set your mind to, you got your GED, you've been raising a family of 6 since you were 15 years old. You're a rockstar and Meg's a frigid bitch.
V
Do I look like I've got a Costco card?
Frank
Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherfucker.
Sheila
Debbie: 137 days.
Fiona: When I was 9 he was gone for a year. He always comes back.
A name like Chip, you think you'd wanna defy the stereotype.
Fiona
Karen: My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
Sheila: He's not my boyfriend.
Jody: I'm not?
