Shameless
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Here's the thing Fiona, I wanna be with you but I'm not one of those kids you can boss around. I'm sorry but now I gotta go pick up my wife's boyfriend.
Steve
Also you never use toilet paper on your dick after you take a piss. Tap the end, let the drops fall off, flush.
Lip [to unborn son]
Little Hank's being raised by wolves.
Fiona
Ian: Mom's bipolar Debs.
Debbie: Like the North Pole and the South Pole?
Thank you for this food that we are about to eat, thank you for bringing my Monica back to me, and please make my brother clayton burn in all eternity when the time comes. Amen.
Frank [saying Grace]
Fuck Mother Nature she doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting all stretched out!
Karen
Sometimes it's not worth holding out. Life's too short, why not just give in?
Jody
You asked if I've managed before, yeah a house full of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand while giving a pat on the back with the other.
Fiona
Nancy Grace, there's got to be a missing white girl somewhere!
Sheila
The best part of making a baby is that you get to have sex while doing it.
Kevin
Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?
Frank
I've had so many abortions the next one is free.
Veronica
