Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk.
Jody
How do you do that? The nice thing?
Grammy [to Sheila]
My testicles have never been my ally.
Kevin
Lip: Go learn your state capitals.
Fiona: Go f*ck yourself.
He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it's going to the glue factory.
Frank
Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.
Frank
Figure out that chick sitting on MY sofa wearing YOUR wedding ring and then we'll talk.
Fiona [to Steve]
I don't get it. Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them?
Carl
Steve: I love you.
Fiona: Don't.
I'm sick of living in your shadow.
Ian [to Lip]
I never thought I'd say this but you were right.
Fiona [to Frank]
She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what's more personal than that?
Frank