Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.

Karen

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• Added: February 14, 2011

Brush your teeth, I wanna play.

Fiona

• Permalink: Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
• Added: February 14, 2011

Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.

Veronica

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Is that like a sibling brother? Or like a black guy brother.

Lip

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• Added: February 07, 2011

That's the problem, there should only be two testicles invited to this party.

Doctor

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?

Veronica

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• Added: February 07, 2011

Here's the happy couple, Kevin and Veronica, may you always have two testicles between you. L'Chiam!

Frank

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• Added: February 07, 2011

I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.

Frank [to lady in body cast]

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• Added: February 07, 2011

I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.

Fiona

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• Added: January 31, 2011

Fiona: Debbie stole a baby; we have to figure out how to return it.
Lip: Why?
Fiona: It's Debbie.

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• Added: January 31, 2011

Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.

Sheila

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• Added: January 31, 2011

Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!

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• Added: January 31, 2011