Shameless
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I was raised like a pack of wolves, just like you were, except my wolves went to Harvard.
Steve [to Deb]
Frank, I certainly hope you're not pooping in there. It's a closet.
Sheila
Do come in. Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It's medicinal.
Mrs. Lishman
Bartender: Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Frank: It wasn't quick, I was just busy that day.
Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I'd say it to the gay bartender?
Steve
Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.
Deb
I know I haven't been the most exemplary father for the past three, alright 15 years, but from now on we're gonna be a family again. (Looks at Mormon foster child) What the hell is that?!?
Frank
Come out, come out wherever you are! It looks like a gummi worm.
Sheila
No. No way. I can't handle anything in my ass without alcohol.
Frank
The beard gets me laid, chicks dig a beard.
Professor
I haven't had a drink for two days...well granted I was unconscious.
Frank
Well you're hot, but it's been awhile since I've been with a dude... nevermind two....
Frank
