Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
Fiona: Fuck you.
Steve: I love you, too.
Today is put your head in the toilet day. You know what that makes tomorrow Frank? Put your head in the trash compactor day.
Thug
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
Frank
Well he may look like he's in a boy band, but he's got a point.
Veronica
Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
Neighbor
You know when the plane starts going down and they tell you to put your mask on before helping anyone else, well put your mask on Fiona.
Steve
You can't beat karate when it comes to regulated sanctioned violence for the children.
Debbie
Those terrapins were a parting gift from this Skidmore chick who sucked me off like I had diamonds buried in the bottom of my ballsack.
Principal
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
Principal
Hey Mickey, why don't you steal from a neighborhood you don't live in? Have some civic pride.
Ian
That is a paper mache pile of shit.
Teacher
Fiona: Text ya later?
Steve: Make it dirty.
