Next thing you know? Jersey party at the Sizzler.

Jersey Guy

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Body like a stone! Mind like a meat loaf!

Martial Arts Teacher

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All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan

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(the boys protest)
Stan: What do we want?
Boys: Gays in Scouts!
Stan: When do we want it?
Timmy: Timmy!

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How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?

Sexual Harassment Panda

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Cartman: You know what you want to do if you want a family to move away? Every night you take a crap on their doorstep.
Kyle: Is that why there's crap on my doorstep every morning?
Cartman: Oops. Busted.

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Cartman: I love you guys.
[A long pause as Stan and Kyle stare at Cartman]
Cartman: Ah, screw you guys.

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That's what you said about Peterson, but then you ended up having sex with him.

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(to Mrs. Marsh) You shouldn't have done that. He's just a boy!

Cartman

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Phase 1 = Collect underpants
Phase 2 =
Phase 3 = Profit

Gnome

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Are you telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?

Cartman [about Catcher in the Rye]

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Stanley, gay people, well, gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts, which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior.

Mr. Garrison

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