First of all I didn't pay him off. Second of all, if I hadn't paid him off then you would be in jail right now.

Harvey

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Stan, your best asset is your mind. They can't take that away from you.

Mike

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Mike: This guy's record is off the charts.
Harvey: Want me to get you an autograph?

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You don't send a puppy to clean up its own mess.

Harvey [to Mike]

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I don't have to overturn awards like that because I never lost one in the first place.

Harvey [to Louis]

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I didn't ask you to explain the problem to me, I asked you to fix it for me.

Harvey [to Mike]

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You told me to fix my case, why don't you fix yours.

Mike

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Are you really asking me what is or isn't a good idea?

Rachel

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I will be unleashed.

Rachel

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This isn't chess...it's dominoes.

Jessica

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Someday he'll make the first move on you.

Hardman

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Harvey: Did you sleep with it under your pillow.
Lisa: None of your business.
Harvey: Neither is the Yankees batting order but that doesn't keep me from thinking about it.

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