Suits
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Harvey: Looks like you're in some deep shit, Roger.
Roger: I don't believe it. So you two were in on this together?
Harvey: To quote you, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tommy: What the hell is this?
Alex: Tommy.
Tommy: You mind telling me how the hell you got in here?
Alex: People like me here, Tommy. That's how I got in. But the question you should be asking is why I'm here.
Tommy: I don't give a shit why you're here.
Alex: I want my god damn affidavit back.
Tommy: Sure thing. You also want me to sign over the deed to my house in the Hamptons to you while I'm at it?
Alex: You can keep your shitty house because you're going to need somewhere to go after you resign.
Tommy: What did you just say to me?
Harvey: He said he's here for his affidavit and your resignation you smug piece of shit.
Assistant: Homewrecker?
Louis: What?
Assistant: I said shame.
Now let's go tell these assholes if they think they are going to rip our nipples off without a fight, they got another thing coming.
Louis
Louis: Hank, I understand you got our T-R-O?
Hank: I sure as hell did.
Louis: Then, I'm assuming your calling to beg me to let you keep a piece of your product? Well, sorry to tell you, buddy, that's not going to happen. Why don't I hear crying?
Hank: You didn't read that thing before your associate send it, did you?
Louis: Of course, I read it. What kind of idiot doesn't read a document before sending it over?
Hank: The kind that just opened up the door for us to countersue the shit out of him because he was too busy thinking about the woman he's never going to marry.
Louis: What did you just say?
Hank: I said I'm Sheila's fiance and I know you slept with her, and even now you're thinking about sneaking around.
Louis: You don't understand, it was a one-time thing.
Harvey: Harvey and I don't want to be together.
Mike: Are you sure?
Mike: When someone is special to you, it can mess up your judgment.
Harvey: And when I want your advice, I'll ask for it.
I'm sorry, Harvey. I just had to know.
Donna
Donna: I kissed him.
Rachel: What?
Donna: I just... I had to know.
Mike: Let me get this straight: Jessica gets disbarred and we're not gonna do a thing about it?
Harvey: Mike, calm down.
Mike: No, I'm not calming down. She laid down on the tracks for us. I'm not going to let her get run over.
Mike, I get it. You're feeling guilty and it's not going to give you a fairytale that it wasn't your fault, because it was. But it was also mine.
Harvey
Louis: What is it, Gretchen?
Gretchen: If you wanted to do some digging Louis, I could have brought you a shovel.
